Lady Gaga has said what’s been on all of our minds, so we don’t have to. She says that she looks like a tranny. Nice.

She says, “I just don’t feel that it’s all that sexy. It’s weird. And uncomfortable. I look at photos of myself, and I look like such a tranny! It’s amazing!”

She adds, “I look like Grace Jones, androgynous, robo, future fashion queen. It’s not what is sexy. It’s graphic and it’s art. I don’t really think anybody’s d*** is hard, looking at that. I think they’re just confused and maybe a little scared.”

She also revealed what she wants for Valentine’s Day, saying, “A good f**k and some carbohydrates.”

Here’s her new video for “Love Game”:

For Valentine’s Day tomorrow, you can also send this Gagalicious V-Day E-card to that special someone, featuring “Love Game”.

You still have a chance to win an autographed copy of “The Fame” in our contest. All you have to do is leave a comment on this post, and you’re in. Entries will be open until February 16th.

For more information on Lady Gaga, visit her official website or her Myspace page.