The quarterback for the Patriots, Tom Brady, married the old hotness from Victoria Secret, Gisele Bundchen, in a super small and private wedding ceremony. Brady and Bundchen exchanged vows at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica Thursday evening shortly before 6.

Gisele wore Dolce and Gabbana from head to toe. It was a snug ivory and lace strapless gown that boasted a trumpet skirt, long train and scalloped edges. She completed her wedding day attire with a veil that featured handmade satin roses. Even her dogs were in Dolce. All three of them had collars from the designer.

After the wedding they opted for a small gathering at the couple’s home. The intimate reception took place in Brentwood where only immediate family joined the newlyweds. Tom’s son, John Edward Thomas, was present and Gisele carried him around following the reception. Awkward being that Tom’s ex, Bridget Moynahan, whom he knocked up and left, was also in attendance.

They were rumored to be engaged following the Christmas holiday. However, the veteran Victoria Secret model completely denied any engagement. She was adamant about the rumor being just a creative delusion. Turns out…they were.

Oh that sneaky Gisele! You outwitted us with your fancy accent. We had NO clue. (Please note sarcasm and general eye rolling.)

What Others Said:

Dlisted - “They married in a Catholic ceremony! My abuelita would clutch her rosary and pass out at this news!”

The Superficial - “Oh, awesome. The child whose pregnant mother Tom Brady bailed on to bang Gisele was there. Because that’s not a bad omen or anything.”

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[Us Magazine]