Kanye West Raises the Douche Bag Bar
This guy is what my grandfather would call ‘a turd that won’t flush’ and typically I would skim over him because of superiority complex and his self indulgent wiener-dom. However, I couldn’t help but go into this video addition of his level of douchery. I didn’t think it was possible to embarrass one’s self to this extent, but West has managed to do so.
Kanye West takes a break from typing entirely in caps on his blog to give himself a pat on the back for making some fugly ass shoes. Basically he and Marc Jacobs took some Air Jordan gym shoes, dipped them in red paint and slapped the LV (Louis Vuitton) label on them and called them couture. Thank God he didn’t do this shiz to the Chanel line. Coco would rise from the grave and start stabbing bitches.
Now that he has his shoe line he wants to be called “Martin Louis the King Jr.”
“When the red shoes hit the runway…I was forced to change my name to Martin Louis the King..Jr. Address me as such.”
He should really contemplate that one. I think “Talentless Maximus” or something more Indian like “One With Acceptance Issues” yeah. That has a nice ring to it.
What Others Said:
Hollywood Dame – “As for those red shoes….Dorothy did it better, so sit down Kanye.”
Dlisted - “And I could never sleep in a hotel room like that. That shit looks like it has really old and mean ghosts hiding around in there. It doesn’t bother Kanye, because his monster ego scares off all evil!”
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LOL HE IS SO FULL OF HIMSELF!
Hey Mr. West you are a douche bag!!! who are you to ruin Taylor Swifts speech. You are a sack of shit Kanye…sack of SHIT!!!
Kanye West is a douchebag! What an asshole. He humiliated a young girl’s heart. What a bunch of shit you are Kanye!
Do people really think his is smart?
I predict a suicide attempt within the next 12 months.
His mom needs to slap him. LOL. Too soon? Not when it’s Kanye’s mom.
“Do people really think his is smart?
I predict a suicide attempt within the next 12 months.”
Lets hope he succeeds
He is everything that is wrong with celebrity.
Douche in a Louis Vuitton bag is still a douchebag!!
i have to say thats a damn good prediction.. suicide attempt =)
Whats up with that peice of dead animal fur on the back of his head? He’s a moron.
It just goes to show that no matter how many women he’s had, he still doesn’t get it. In making a pathetic attempt to impress Beyonce, he pissed all over Taylor Swift’s special moment, accomplishing the following: Humiliating swift, as previously mentioned, embarrassing Beyonce, and thereby showing her and every other woman out there what a self-absorbed, thoughtless and insensitive jerk he is. Way to go, “King”! KING OF STENCH!!!
Taylor Swift, to her utmost professional credit, soldiered on and gave a performance just minutes later. Now THAT’S strength, Kanye! As opposed to your performance Kanye, which as always, was just weak!
PS: I wonder if Taylor and Beyonce had a nice long talk about his douchebaggery after their performance together.
HE IS SUCH A DOUCHE. He is so horrible! He is a disrespectful jerk! He humiliated taylor swift and beyonce, so he just needs to get over himself. No girl will want him now! So he just needs to fall off the face of the planet now, mm’kay!
SUCH A DOUCHE BAG.
P.s. hopefully suicide attempt will be sucsesful.
There’s no doubt in my mind that KANYE WEST has a 2 inch penis
He hates white people dude get over the slave years he can sing but he should shout his mouth n not speak!!! he aint no king Jr!!!!!!!!!! ps I agree half way on this penis size its 1 inch sorry babe:)
Damn i would have shot myself a long time ago. And now you got a shoo line. Wtf is up with your brain did you shove crap up in there dude leave town and dont come back you fn douchebag
Wow, you people and your hatred. He made the boring award show better. Without his silly interruption, Beyonce wouldn’t have looked like a hero giving Swift her time. Made for a nice moment. But whatever.
You people are so gross in your insults. I’m not a big fan of the guy, but he seems much classier than you. Chill out and stop with the hating.
I agree…what’s is up with that douche?
This guy seemingly has trouble putting a simple sentence together and he’s the (self-proclaimed) voice of a generation?!?! What, a generation of ducks? Shoes I gots shoes!!! Wow, simply stunning