Finally! Aniston got the memo on the douchery of John Mayer. Hopefully. This is all according to one evening spent with another man. So keep your fingers crossed.

Jennifer Aniston was spotted at Chateau Marmont with some guy. She is mingling with the common folk so that means maybe she is willing to slum it and go for B-grade sperm. Of course this is still a leap up from the issue ridden baby juice of Mayer. Jennifer was looking happy and having a good hair day according to E! News.

“J.A. was “absolutely radiant and ravishing” as she held tight to her man-date, exiting the posh bad-girl’s hang for babes like Sienna and Lindsay. And he wasn’t one of her gay pals or John Mayer, thong-wearer and dubious starlet escort. Nope, the guy in questions was a taller, darker and handsomer babe who held his honey tight, protected and away from peeping eyeballs like yours and mine.”

The spy was adamant that they man in question wasn’t one of her token gay sidekicks. But they didn’t mention said date was wearing makeup. Back to the drawing board I guess. But at this point she can’t afford to be choosey.

(Eye roll followed by a sigh.) Take what you can get honey. Go and get yourself some awkward lovin’. Afterward you can braid each other’s hair and talk about the pros and cons of powder foundation.

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[The Awful Truth]