While certain actors always maintain their allure (think Paul Newman, Cary Grant, Sidney Poitier) or grow more lust-worthy with age (George Clooney and Patrick Dempsey weren’t exactly eye candy in their youth), some don’t. At all.

Mickey Rourke, 52

Mikey Rourke is an American actor, who has appeared primarily in action, drama and thriller films. Trained as a boxer in his early years, Rourke had a short stint as a pro fighter in the 1990s. He is nominated for a Golden Globe and SAG award for his work in the film The Wrestler.

From hot to beyond creepy.

Nick Nolte, 67

Nick Nolte is an Academy Award-nominated American actor, film producer and ex-model…yes, model. I loved him in The Prince of Tides.

Nolte has a long history of alcoholism — which explains his loss of hotness.

Jude Law, 36

Jude Law is a two-time Academy Award-nominated, three-time Golden Globe-nominated, BAFTA- and Screen Actors Guild Award-winning and -nominated British actor.

We can only blame his loss of hotness on his cheating ways.

Val Kilmer, 48

Val Kilmer is an American actor. Originally a stage actor, Kilmer became popular in the mid-1980s after a string of appearances in comedy films, starting with Top Secret! (1984), then the cult classic Real Genius (1985), as well as blockbuster action films, including a role in Top Gun and a lead role in Willow.

Did you see Kilmer in The Ghost and the Darkness? Um yeah… really hot. He’s turned into Beau Bridges.

Tom Cruise, 46

Tom Cruise is an American actor and film producer. In January 2008, it was announced that a forthcoming biography is to be released, Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography, by Andrew Morton. Among the book’s claims, it said that Cruise had become the church’s “second in command in all but name.”

Crazy is as crazy does. Crazy will ruin “the hot” quicker than all get out.

Vince Vaughn, 38

Vince Vaughn is an American film actor. He began acting in the late 1980s, appearing in minor television roles before coming to wider renown with the 1996 movie, Swingers.

It was all over when the hair started growing out of his nose. I blame Jennifer Aniston for all of it.

Jared Leto, 36

Jared Leto is an American actor and musician. His first major acting performance was as Jordan Catalano in the television series My So-Called Life. This led to a growing film career, including a critically acclaimed portrayal of a drug addict in Requiem for a Dream. Additionally, Leto is the lead vocalist, rhythm guitarist and main songwriter of the rock band 30 Seconds to Mars.

It’s the hat, isn’t it? I bet that thing angers some to the point of murder.

Russell Crowe, 44

Russell Crowe is an Academy Award winning New Zealand and Australian actor. In the 2000s, he has been nominated for three Oscars, and in 2000, he won the Academy Award for Best Actor for his starring role in the film Gladiator.

Marriage must not agree with him, because WTF!?

Honorable mentions: Brendan Fraser, Joaquin Phoenix, John Travolta, and Perez Hilton.