Brad Pitt better get ready for some angry Angelina. He recently took Jennifer Aniston’s side in the battle of the two whores. Shiloh is excited because she will finally have someone to keep her company in the basement.

In Vogue’s November 2008 issue, Jennifer Aniston called Pitt’s baby momma, Angelina Jolie, “uncool” after Angie flapped her enormous lips about falling in live with Brad. She basically confirmed that the two were in love while he was still married to Aniston. Instead of being a little bitch, Brad tried to take the high road and lie his way outta the corner.

“Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart,” Brad told the February issue of W magazine. “I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.”

Oh Brad. We all know Angie only lets you and the kids refer to Jen as “That Sad Little Babyless Hag.” Then Pitt went onto to try and claim that their relationship is pure as a daisy and there was no having-of-Angie’s-strange pre-divorce.

“What people don’t understand is that we filmed ['Mr. & Mrs. Smith'] for a year,” he told the publication. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.”

Right. Nothing like banishing Aniston to troll on John Mayer as “respectful.” Then again they are all wearing on my patience with a story that feels like it came from a reject “High School Musical: Mid Life Crisis” script.

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