How many times have we heard this one? How many nannies, assistants and other various employees have claimed to be writing a torrid tale of how their celebrity employer makes them massage their feet with mayonnaise? A ton. But this guy claims that was not forced to sign a confidentiality agreement and, after being fired, is willing to spill the beans.

“Sources claim the actress, who was nominated for a Best Actress Academy Award on Thursday is seeking legal counsel to block Mickey Brett’s expose, which will also expose intimate details of her courtship and sex life with Pitt. A publishing insider tells In Touch Weekly magazine, “He (Brett) knows everything about Angelina. It’s going to be one of the most explosive books ever written.”

Brett, who headed up the Jolie/Pitt’s security detail when the couple went into hiding in Namibia before the birth of baby daughter Shiloh in 2006, was reportedly fired by Pitt last year (08).”

Great… more torrid tales of Brad Pitt slipping Angelina Jolie his pickle before he was free of that limp broccoli, Jennifer Aniston.

“The insider also tells the publication, “It (book) will include all the sordid details of how they (Pitt and Jolie) got together while Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston.”

We get it. Pitt is slut and so is Jolie and her voodoo vag. I am beyond bored with their “dastardly affair” so if there is going to be a tell-all it better be about her putting Shiloh in the basement and letting her Cambodian royalty children ride ponies in the living room. Plus you might as well make it worth it. Brett will probably go missing in a week and be found 3 days later half eaten by Namibian children.

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