Hayden Panettiere Shows Off Her Thong – Bricks And Stones

Russell Brand Gets Turned Down For A Threesome – Holy Moly

Verne Troyer Sells Homes? – F-Listed

Sean Stewart Needs To Pull Up His Pants – Celebrity Smack

We Love The Ladies Of Mad Men! – Popbytes

Superbowl Alternatives, Just For You! – College Candy

Joaquin Phoenix Is Such a Jokester, But Not A Rapper – Celeb News Wire

Jake Gyllenhaal Gets A Kick Out Of The Paparazzi – Pink Is The New Blog

Jennifer Lopez Might Be Coming To Broadway – Fatback Media

Kim Kardashian Assumes The Position – Ninja Dude

Kelly Rowland Dumps Beyonce’s Dad – Popeater

DWTS Says No To Kevin Federline – Celeb Warship

Whitney Port Is A Threat – Celebslam

Faye Dunaway Does Not Like Hilary Duff – DListed

Orlando Bloom Wigs Out – Just Jared

Has Amy Fisher Changed At All? – Best Week Ever

Mischa Barton Is Looking A Tad Anorexic Lately – The Bastardly

Shauna Sand Is Lazy Riding A Segway – Drunken Stepfather

Mickey Rourke Tags Out Of WrestleMania – Defamer

Hayden Panettiere Has Bangs! – Pacific Coast News

Rihanna Shows Off Her “O” Face – Derek Hail

Drew Barrymore Longs For Traditional Dating – Celebitchy

Pamela Anderson Finds Love At The Trailer Park – Hollyscoop

Paris Hilton’s Magical Boobies Have Disappeared – Hollywood Tuna

Laura Dern Channels David Lee Roth – Gabby Babble

Ashley Judd Tries To Impersonate Paris Hilton? – Candy Kirby

Fergie Goes Lesbian On Stage – Yeeeah!

Angelina Jolie Wore Her Dress Backwards – Anything Hollywood

Megan Fox Plays Guitar Hero, Still Too Hot For You – Egotastic

Madonna Doesn’t Scare Justin Timberlake – Socialite’s Life

Karissa & Kristina Buy Weed For Hugh Hefner – Gone Hollywood