Naomi Watts gave birth to her second child this past Saturday. Watts and Liev Scheirber had previously had a child together. She had her first baby, Alexander Pete Schreiber, during the first wave of weird baby names. So Alex slipped in under the radar.

Naomi, which is ‘I Moan’ spelled backwards by the way, is doing well. She and Liev named their new bundle of joy Samuel Kai.

What? Sam? That’s it. Really? No Bergdorf Bailey of Schreiberia….or Hamm Sandwich Twilight Watts. Booo.

What Others Said:

Dlisted- “They should just retire and go live in the jungle or some shit. They actually gave their child a normal name! The horror.”

The Blemish - “Their first being only born 3 years ago is just old enough to force his new brother to wear out-of-fashion hand-me-downs resulting in years of ridicule from his peers which will eventually developing into seething contempt and, during puberty, manifest itself as insolence and hatred towards his parents. Enjoy your second child!

[People]