After Michael Jackson was rumored to be knocking on Death’s doorstep begging for mercy, reps for Jacko have poo-pooed on the notion. According to Mickey’s mouthpiece the story Ian Halperin is currently spilling is “totally fabricated.” His “official spokesperson” goes by the name of Dr. Tohme Tohme and I am not making that up.

Dr. Tohme Tohme is adamant that Michael is healthy and planning on busting out his moonwalk again, despite Ian’s report that he is almost blind and in need of a new lung.

“Mr. Jackson is in fine health and finalizing negotiations with a major entertainment company and television network for both a world tour and a series of specials and appearances.”

It appears Tito must have nursed him back to health with one of those little bottles you feed baby kittens with.

[People]