Jennifer Lopez Fears Skeletor is Cheating
Jennifer Lopez, home of the gigantic jiggly, is worried that her husband is entertaining other ladies while she is at home with their babies.
On the heels of refreshed divorce rumors, word that J.Lo is keeping an eye on Marc Anthony via her assistant has come into play. Sources have revealed to Page Six the torried tale of her lack of trust.
“Lopez used to send her assistant on tour with Anthony while she stayed at home with their twins. “She wanted reports back so he didn’t cheat on her,” says our source. Lopez and Anthony are also reportedly selling the $8.5 million Bel Air estate where they were wed in June 2004.”
Really? Who wants Jennifer Lopez’s busted leftovers? I mean he looks like Dracula’s manorexic Latin brother who was banished for being gay, but then his family begged him to come back after he became the ‘Dancing Queen of Transylvania’ and went through Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab.
What Others Said:
The Superficial – “Has she even looked at her husband lately? I mean, for more than five seconds before bursting into tears.”
The Blemish – “The only reason Marc Anthony got into the music business is to bang groupies backstage. If he wasn’t famous and worked at Taco Bell or Dunkin’ Donuts, he’d be known as the weird, rapisty looking guy that made all the high school kids take a 3 mile detour just to avoid his creepy ass.”











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