Apparently parents of tweens everywhere are “horrified” at the evil mastermind of Britney Spears. Yes, she is diabolic.

‘Circus’ was officially released onto the world and the Miley Cyrus generation is a dirty one. Parents of kids as young as 5 were singing along to the tune “If You Seek Amy.” However, just like the crazy moms who thought that KISS were devil worshipping monsters and if you played their records backward Satanic messages revealed themselves, they think the kids are singing “F**k Me.”

“I was astonished and totally taken aback when I heard my 5 and 7 year old kids walking around the house singing F * * K’,” concerned parent Leonie Barsenbach tells Undercover News. “When I asked them what it was, they told me it was Britney Spears. I was horrified”.

Another mother reveals her thought process on the lyrics:

If You Seek Amy’ doesn’t even make sense as a lyric. ‘F * * K me’ does. It is either “All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy” or “all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F * * K me”.

So here is the song “If You Seek Amy.”

Mmmmm…..I am not a crazy soccer mom. I am kinda the one who is sitting at the t-ball game in my own personal chair and drinking sangria out of a poorly disguised jug. So I don’t get it. Yes, she is probably secretly that brilliant. Swilling gin and smoking Misty Ultra Lights in one to those long black cigarette holders, thinking “Hmmmm…..how could I phonetically sidestep the FCC and still manage to indulge my love of swearing like a sailor on shore leave. Hmmmm… “If you seek Amy.” Brilliant. Now lets go play polo and eat gold.

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[Undercover]