This is like a Tilt-O-Whirl of caca. But it is one of the one stories I’d believe.

Angelina Jolie is said to have proposed to her sperm donor, Brad Pitt. According to the rumor, Pitt said hellz no and suggested they get therapy instead. Now we are talking common sense. I guess he isn’t as dumb as I thought.

“Angelina proposed to Brad recently and suggested a Christmas wedding. When Brad insisted they hold off, Angelina put him on a major guilt trip by telling him the kids want them to be married.

“Brad thinks a wedding right now is biting off more than they can chew. He would like to slow down and go through some couples counselling. But Angelina is insisting they get married before they adopt again or have another biological baby.”

Apparently their rainbow nation isn’t quite big enough to overpower the world yet. So Jolie wants more babies. A doctor who must get paid per baby he delivers has her convinced she needs to get knocked up again NOW.

“Angelina’s doctors told her she has a strong chance of conceiving twins if she does it within two years after having her first pair. She has been seeing a fertility doctor regularly. She and Brad are monitoring when she is fertile. And they are trying really hard in the bedroom!”

Thank Gucci she is doing this C-Section style. Otherwise her vag would be a giant slip and slide for gorgeous babies.

[Yahoo News]