A blind man with a limp and no arms could tell you Lisa Rinna is injected with so much crap that she can be used as a floatation device in an emergency.

She recently admit that she might have went a little overboard on the collagen. Gee…ya think? If you kissed her, her lips would look like silly putty that had been stepped on.

“We all know everyone does it!. We go on Jenny Craig and do all these things to change ourselves, so why can’t we get a little filler? I saw a picture of myself and thought, ‘Uh-oh.’ You have to be careful. I’m a perfect example of that!”

I’m not going to tell you what her lips remind me of due to the disgusting nature, but I am sure you can put your thinking caps on and figure it out. Need a hint. Prepartion H would might be a good remedy. Or…you know…quit filling your lips so much insta-roid.

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