This shiz will NEVER happen. The only way Mariah Carey will have a baby in her presence will be under three conditions….1. Baby will be carried in a surrogate mommy because nothing touches “The Mariah” without written consent. 2. Baby must be taken care of several full time nannies and finally 3.It must be covered in glitter and cotton candy flavored.

According to “sources close to the singer” she wants to get knocked up ASAP.

“Mariah longs to be a mother and she’s not the type of person who likes to wait for what she wants. She always envisaged being a mother in her thirties and while she may not quite make that deadline in time to be holding her baby in time for her big day she’s working Nick very hard to at least get some happy news before she hits 40.”

Right. You know she is just counting down the days until her 40th. Then or her birthday she will be all…”Darn. Guess I am past my prime for that baby you wanted. Hey! I know let’s get a puppy instead. Oh what…no…a unicorn! I want a unicorn now!” Then Nick will be out feverishly gluing a horn to a miniature pony.

[Daily Stab]