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Madonna Scars Children at UNICEF

Madonna wore this horrid green bastard child of dress to the UNICEF and Gucci collaboration celebration. That is a great idea. Wear something that looks like you skinned a muppet to an event for the kiddies.

Poor Madonna…. trying with such desperation to look trendy. All I can think about is taking a weed whacker to that mess. Mischa Barton also wore something similar. This is just a suggestion, but when you are washed up and trying to bust back onto the scene….don’t wear something that camouflages you into something from a green meadow scented dryer sheets commercial.

Mischa Barton you are never going to be the next Julia Roberts looking like you are auditioning for Febreeze commercials.

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Ex blogger | November 20th, 2008

Poor Madonna… 25 years in the business and still making more money than any douchey blogger of the moment will see in 300000000000 lifetimes. Poor Madonna indeed.

Jamie | November 20th, 2008

I think the dress actually is a Madonna trend. Madonna has always worn different, original outfits. This fits right in. I like it on her, she has the huge personality to pull it off.

AnswerGuru | November 21st, 2008

Dear god! She scarred the kids? How about the entire world? What on earth is wrong with her putting all that grass on? Bushy thing, you!