If there is one thing I have learned in life, never underestimate a Queen with hair skills.

Jessica Simpson doesn’t need a posse of bodyguards or an entourage of henchmen. All she needs in Ken Paves. Her hairdresser and flamboyant friend will cut you for messing with his hag.

When Jess was making her debut into the country music world, a fan with allegiances to Carrie Underwood tried to mess with Simpson. Said fan began to hurl questions and insults at her by mentioning the name Carrie. After Jessica flipped her hair and stomped off Paves grabbed the fan and threatened to bust out his flat irons and brass knuckles.

Apparently the fans attempt to get under her skin worked. Despite the threats from Paves, Simpson was a “bundle of nerves” and felt that she had “completely bombed” after her performance. Well…she did bomb, but her legion of ditzy blondes and gay fan base keeps her alive. Paves, in the meantime, also took a hit from the paparazzi this weekend. He suffered a small cut that required a couple of stitches.

All this for Jessica Simpson? I bet she lets him try on her shoes and wear her hoop earrings. Hussy.

[National Ledger]