For all of you who were holding your “Free Keanu” signs outside the courthouse, your efforts have paid off. For those of you who have no idea what he is not guilty of….I am here to save you from your Keanu depravation.

A paparazzo was suing the actor for damages in a civil suit. Alison Silva claimed that Keanu Reeves hit him with his Porsche in 2007. Silva also claimed that due to the “injuries” from the incident he hasn’t been able to work and wants “The Matrix” star to pay all his medical bills. A total of $711,974 was denied after a jury found the photog‘s claims to be false.

Keanu’s legal team proved Silva repeatedly changed the story of what happened and thusly was lying to try and pump the actor for some money. Reeves even testified on Tuesday that the photog “slapped” his car, but he didn’t hit him in any way.

“Over the course of four days, jurors heard how Silva gave contradictory statements about what happened and even saw a video of the celeb shooter using his supposedly damaged hand to scale down a chain link fence after getting video of Britney Spears.

Reeves stayed for the whole trial, testifying and signing the occasional autograph in the hallway.”

First off, Alison is a girl’s name so I am assuming he “hit” a tranny. Second, what the hell kind of wrist injury costs over $700k? Unless you are a hooker and giving out handies is your livelihood, your wrist is worth $100 tops.

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