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Jason Gaston Take Miley Cyrus’ Gigantic Bangs Out to a Movie
By Cara | November 11, 2008
Good God. That is like 9 inches of bangs right there. Miley Cyrus and boyfriend Jason Gaston were out at the movies last night. I am sure she was laughing at those fools on “High School Musical 3.” These two are on a date. They can claim to be “just friends,” but I don’t know about you, but I don’t molest my friends. (Well, not when I am sober anyway.) Instead of a chaperone for her 15 year old daughter who is out with the 20 year old model, her mom texts instead. Gee mama Cyrus, you are the pinnacle of responsible parenting. I am pretty sure this is the same birth control Jamie Lynn Spears uses.
The fact that his pants are so tight they are cutting off circulation is also painful to see. Is he trying to out-skinny pants Pete Wentz. That can’t be comfortable.
“Haha! Take that Pete! You can see my pulse these jeans are so tight!”
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5 Responses to “Jason Gaston Take Miley Cyrus’ Gigantic Bangs Out to a Movie”
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November 11th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
stop hating and they’re not just friends they are dating
November 15th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
jason gaston?
LMAO
his name is Justin!!!
and yes theyre dating
shes a slut
hes too hot for her
and theyre both fame whores
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:19 pm
he’s just using her any way to make a record deal. So as for the bangs lmao they are too damn big. and ur rite he’s damn sholl to hot for her plus he looks like he is too smart to be with a 15 year old and he’s 20.
January 5th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
this is so smart a 15 year old going out with a 20 year old i mean come on
July 12th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
cool