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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Married Wedding Photos
By Cara | November 24, 2008
The couple everyone hates, for good reason, have secretly gotten married. These two fame whores wouldn’t miss a chance to shill their nuptials in exchange for some press. So they gave the story
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are rumored to have gotten married in Mexico according to a “blogging guru.” WTF? What is that? Someone that is great at power point presentations that blogs on the side…does not a “guru” make. Regardless, they are playing the media to garner extra press with a fake wedding. Being that I am the schlep for someone else…I have to play to their wiles.
“The pair, whose relationship was the main reason Heidi fell out with Lauren Conrad, got engaged in May 2007 following rumors of a split.
Heidi initially called off the wedding in December last year after apparently not being happy with the arrangements.”
They were on vacation from being totally annoying in America and were sitting on the beach in Mexico when Spencer brought up getting married. She talked him into seeing a chapel and decided to go through with the ceremony. They went back to hotel were Spencer made himself extra douchey and Heidi threw on a Balenciaga sundress.
“It crossed my mind that I should wait for my mom, but if Spencer was ready I wanted to lock him down!” Heidi told Us Weekly.
What a romantic thought. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt should market that with Hallmark. They then had about 3 minutes to write their own vows, which no doubt promised to fake love and get plastic surgery, whenever something starts to sag forever. The entire ceremony cost just over $4,000.
I personally couldn’t care less if these two got married or not. The real question is whether or not they are going to procreate. This is one of those reasons I believe only people who pass a test should be able to have offspring.
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Topics: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Weddings, Heidi Montag, Magazine Covers, Wired Gossip |
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6 Responses to “Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Married Wedding Photos”
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November 24th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Heidi, is insanely manipulated by Spencer and Spencer doesn’t give two figs about ANYTHING that matters to her. He knew what type of wedding would make her happy, but he manipulated her int what makes HIM happy. Typical.
She better wake up and get an anlmnt. ASAP
November 24th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Yeah - ELOPED, but invited the papparazzi to photo the event. Give me a break, they stage everything!
November 24th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
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December 2nd, 2008 at 6:26 pm
just toooo pathetic and SAD
December 4th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
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April 7th, 2009 at 5:53 am
I love the fact that in that magazine article Heidi says she’s been waiting to be Heidi Pratt and she loves that last name. We’re loving it here in the UK too - “pratt” is another word for “jackass” over here…what a very fitting surname.