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Harry Potter Loves Obama

Apparently Barack Obama is like Jesus to our friends across the pond. Harry Potter star, Daniel Radcliffe, obviously couldn’t vote, but still finds the newly elected President to be a savior.

“Barack Obama’s treated like the Messiah in England. We don’t have particularly inspirational politicians, certainly no one who can draw crowds in the thousands.”

Meanwhile, his nudity is failing on Broadway. His starring roll in Broadway’s version of “Equus” is starting to move downward. Just under half the seats are constantly empty. Last week it took a $100,000 dollar dive from the previous week. However, it’s not just a naked Daniel Radcliffe that is feeling the downfall. Hairspray and Spamalot are both closing in January.

Boooo! I demand Daniel keep his rump in the states. Creepy horse play or no creepy horse play.

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