And by war I mean their love triangle. Not the war overseas. Could you imagine that? Jess sitting there bewildered and asking if Pakistan was the new leather handbag from Louis Vuitton. Carrie Underwood can’t escape the clutches of Jessica Simpson. She might as well put on her Catwoman claws and play arch nemesis with style.

In the December issue of Elle magazine Carrie tries to clear up the ‘Romo still calls me’ debacle. If you don’t remember this drama here is a recap: Carrie and Tony Romo once dated. Tony and the former American Idol princess broke up and Tony ran into the vast bosom of Jessica Simpson. Underwood still has the tingles for Romo and they occasionally talked on the phone. She went and blabbed about their continued contact and Simpson got pissed, checked Romo’s cell phone and laughed manically at the thought of Underwood still having gushy feelings for her property.

“See, this is always a tricky thing,” Underwood answers. “I don’t think people realize that when you do an interview, the magazine comes out six months later. It was just something that was said in passing, and I would never mean to say anything to hurt anybody or to stir up anything, because I’m just not about drama. At all. I might be mad too,” Underwood adds, “if somebody said my boyfriend was calling some other girl. So I can definitely see where she would be coming from. But I haven’t talked to him since, like, May.”

Someone explain. Does Tony Romo have an extra appendage that makes him so desirable or is he Lord of the Blondes? Does he wake up in the morning and pee excellence?

[Elle]