Despite reports that Tom Cruise has plunged to his death, he is alive and well. The little guy did not fall to his death in New Zealand. Tommy boy is not even in the country.

This false rumor surfaced online Thursday alleging that the ‘Jerry MacGuire’ star died falling 60 feet off the Kauri Cliffs. Tom’s ever reliable publicist Jeff Raymond moved quickly to squash all the false tales, insisting that Tom is alive and well and hanging out with Suri.

‘This is completely not true, Tom is not in New Zealand nor has he been there recently. This is erroneous and unreliable Internet garbage.’

Cruise is not the first celebrity rumored to meet an untimely end off the Kauri Cliffs. Tom Hanks was the victim of a identical rumor in 2006. This bogus report has been very firmly squashed, or maybe Xenu brought him back!

You know this bitch has his death all planned out. He is going to slowly pass away in John Travolta’s arms after saving a kitten from being hit by a car by throwing himself in front of it. To follow a choir of midgets dressed up in cherub outfits will sing “Rocket Man” as he takes his last breath.

[Star Pulse]