WTF? Tea Leoni is having an affair with Billy Bob Thornton. Ewww. He is tapping hot women left and right. Does this guy have magical balls that grant you three wishes?

While Leoni’s husband, “X-Files” guy David Duchovny, is addicted to sex… she is out getting some strange with Thornton. They have been exchanging “explicit text messages” and carrying out an affair. Duchovny has been seeking treatment for his penchant to poon and discovered the texts. After the shiz hit the fan, the couple decided to call it quits for the time being. Tea and David’s marriage is officially been labeled as “separated” by reps for the couple.

“Five-times married Billy Bob met Téa when they made a comedy film together earlier this year called Manure.

Thornton, a musician with his own band, has been seen with Téa at his gigs.
‘She even helps him load and unload his truck,’ says a friend of the couple.”

Let us pray that this affair of the utmost creepy nature doesn’t result in any flipper babies.

[Daily Mail]