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Smack Michael Lohan For $5,000

By Cara | October 6, 2008

This is a dream come true for Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Sam Ronson. Creepy daddy Lohan is bringing his mesh top lovin’ to aid of charity.He has put himself up for auction. No one wants to buy that shiz, so he added the lure of fight club to the deal. This will not be a case of who wants to fight Michael Lohan, but who doesn’t want to kick the piss out of him.

A recent press release says:

“Lohan will put himself on auction to highest bidder to box three rounds in the annual Long Island Fight For Charity.”

The Fight For Charity is being held on November 24th at the Hilton Long Island in Melville. Anyone who wants to punch Michael Lohan for three rounds of boxing and has $5,000 lying around can bid.

Lindsay will probably be first in line so she can wack him like a piñata and watch all her money fall out.

[TMZ]

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