Nick Hogan has been released from jail at 12:30 am this morning. He was set free from the Pinellas County jail 3 months early for good behavior. If you recall crap sack of the year went and damn near killed his “best friend” in a car crash. John Graziano barely survived and is now in a vegetative state. He will need lifelong medical care.

Along with his 8 months in jail he was also required do 5 years probation and 500 hours of community service. I am guessing he will show up to about 15 minutes of that. Sister and Florida’s state vagina was there to greet Nick after being released. She remembered to were something that focused on her best asset. Her tramp stamp was highlighted and I believe it says “Klassy Bitch.” After Crap Sack was released he was taken back to the Hogan compound (and by compound I mean to trailers pushed together) in Clearwater Flordia for a party. YAY!!! John Graziano is still in his life long coma!

Bust out the glow sticks, pigs in a blanket and a couple of Dirty 30’s!!!! (A Dirty 30 is a 30 pack of Busch Light for those who are not familiar with the term.) It costs less that Brooke Hogan’s “Super Cuts” weave.

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