Just as Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian lover BFF Samantha Ronson frolick on the beach in Cabo, OK Magazine is claiming that the two are about to tie the knot.
A ‘friend’ of Lindz’ revealed this to OK:

“This is the first healthy relationship Lindsay has ever had,” a pal of the Georgia Rule star tells OK!. “Both Lindsay and Samantha have total mutual respect and love for each other. All the nonsense Lindsay’s had in past relationships – the crazy fights, cheating and general immaturity – is totally absent. This is the real thing.”

I call BS on this one! Does anyone else get the Anne Heche & Ellen Degeneres vibe on this one? Like Linds is gonna lezzz out for a few years and then eventually leave Samantha for some dude, get married, have a kid and go crazy all over again…
P.S. On another note, OK! Magazine needs to fire their Photoshopper dude.