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Scariest news ever! Lindsay Lohan wants to adopt a baby with Samantha Ronson. No I am not kidding, seriously Linds wants a baby. (I just threw up a little in my mouth.) Lindsay told Marie Claire that she has already considered adoption.

“At some point, I want to adopt a kid as well. A child in need or a newborn from another country, I’m not sure,” she was quoted as saying.

I am sure this is just to make sure that her kid isn’t an orange oompa loompa like her mother Dina Lohan or a crazy nut job like her father Michael Lohan. I mean look at the genes this girl inherited from her parents.

Now I’ve got to admit that Lindsay has gotten a bit better since she got out of rehab. But she has a very long way to go before she can even think of adopting a child. The shelter might as well give her a sack of flour to try first. If she hasn’t snorted it by the end of the day maybe she can upgrade to a really nice hamster.

[People]