The police have been forced to form a protective circle around Hollywood’s latest lesbian. Lindsay Lohan has been the victim of threats made on her life. She received the “Biblical” threats at three of her California addresses.

What exactly these threats contained is still unknown. After confirming that she is a relationship with Samantha Ronson, the logical thought would be it involves the anti-gay community.

That or she pooped in a pew or made change from the donation basket.

[Now Magazine]