Liar, liar face full botox. Jessica Biel feels the pangs of old age at 26. Poor baby. Biel was whining about her creaky knees. During an interview for Marie Claire magazine‘s Christmas issue, she talked about her fear of wrinkles.

“I don’t know how I’ll cope with aging – I better start figuring it out. I feel my knees changing – like, why do I have this pain when I’m running on the treadmill? “What’s going on with my lower back when I wake up in the morning? I just feel changes.”

“And I’m definitely fearful in a very vain manner about my body aging. I think it’s freaky weird to look at a picture of your grandmother when she was a young woman and look at her now.”

I think it’s “freaky weird” that she is so ungrateful for the showbiz gods allowing her to go from “7th Heaven” to twiddling the knob of Justin Timberlake on a regular basis. But what do I know. Despite having her lips inflated by one of those basket ball pumps she denies even entertaining the idea of surgical intervention.

“I’m really afraid of blades on my face. That freaks me out beyond belief. I would way rather have wrinkles than some slice up going on.”

Yeah. Ok Jessica Biel. You are totally fooling us all with you diabolical scheme to outwit us with your lips of a different collagen.

[China Daily]