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Jennifer Aniston Pregnant with John Mayer Baby
By Cara | October 21, 2008
Bwhahahah!!! I too laughed hysterically then felt a tiny bit bad for her vacant uterus. Anyway, the current rumor is that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back together. Yawn. But wait for it….they are back together because she is pregnant his love child! Huzzah! Now you’re talking!
New Weekly, Australian gossip magazine, claims that friends have confirmed that Jen and John have reunited due to Jennifer Aniston’s pregnancy. She said to be sporting a permanent grin.
“Jennifer is over the moon. She doesn’t want to be a single mom, so she is willing to give John the chance to prove his parent potential….”John has written a song about their time together and played it to Jennifer who was incredibly touched. He has cut right back on his drinking and has pledged to quit smoking roll-up cigarettes - two things that really annoyed Jennifer.”
This is shit can’t be true. Because if it was you know Aniston would have been running up and down the red carpet of the “Changeling” premiere with an ultra sound picture and John Mayer waving around a couple of positive Clear Blue Easy Digital pregnancy tests.
Topics: Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Magazine Covers, Wired Gossip, Wired WTF |
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October 22nd, 2008 at 7:55 am
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October 22nd, 2008 at 8:10 am
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