I know. Who the hell gives a shiz about Twit and Twat? Someone does. It isn’t me, but again, I don’t really have morals. In fact I am pretty sure it is a pretend word like maternal and addiction.

Anyway….Twat….er Heidi Montag… was at Mr. Chow’s rocking a fake belly. She had planned to sport the baby bump to drum up some press for herself because she to will slum it for some coin. A source leaked her evil doings to Star back in May. So don’t clutch the pearls and gasp as you see her protruding midsection. It is just gas.

Meanwhile in other asinine but somehow relative news, Twit..damn…Lauren Conrad and Twat were hating on each other. They were BFF’s then got in a fight (probably about something stupid like hair extensions or who ate all the cheese cubes). They are now back to being best ho’s fo sho. The two ran into each other at STK in L.A. yesterday. Twit was celebrating her runway show and Twat was eating at the bar. They started talking and ended up hugging it out.

“Yes, it’s true. Heidi was at STK. She came in to the after party to congratulate me on the show,” Conrad tells Usmagazine.com. “It was nice of her. I appreciated it.”

Thank God because I was so worried about their reconciliation. Now I can focus on Britney and Kevin getting back together for the ultimate tag team of stupid. They are like the super friends of fame whoring.

[Us Magazine]