Now this is practically a no contest face off. Mariah Carey and Angelina Jolie, who recently resurfaced after giving birth to twins, wore identical Versace strapless dresses.

Carey chose to pair her look with leggings. I have no idea why she would commit such a no-no. I mean she is Mimi. Where the hell is the butterfly appliqués? No spray painted ponies for her to ride in on? Sans her boiling over boobies there is nothing that says “Bitch I have entered the room.” or