You always assumed that Madonna was a diva who demanded Mariah Carey like treatment. Except instead of butterflies and rainbows Madge demands leather and fishnets.

She has now created an arch nemesis for herself. Swedish starlet Robyn was invited to open a couple of her concerts on her “Sticky and Sweet” tour. As soon as she jumped on board the singer found herself hit with rules that were not to be bent let alone broken.

“[We] were told “not to approach Madonna, not to speak to Madonna and, above all, no pictures . . . I hadn’t expected any glamour, but it’s strange that they assume that the first thing you’re gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph. My worst nightmare would be to turn into Madonna . . . Madonna is constantly chasing the latest trends.”

She won’t have to worry about me trying to get my paws on her. There isn’t enough hand sanitizer in the world.

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