Desperation Defined: Jennifer Aniston Proposes
Good God. This shit is just sad.
Yesterday Jennifer Aniston was supposedly knocked up with John Mayer’s love baby. Today she is still knocked up but also proposing. According to new reports Jen asked John to marry her and adopt blind orphans right away.
The two have been having “secret” dates and long conversations in which Aniston cries about Brad Pitt and Mayer imagines she is Jake Gyllenhaal shirtless. The story is that John was emailing her and trying to get back in her panties via “romantic emails.” Of course bitch saw this as a prime opportunity.
“She said that she’d only take him back if they got married, and he agreed,” says a source. “They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he. They’ve even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn’t imagine doing it with anyone but her.”
……or Matthew McConaughey.











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This defamation needs to stop. Whatever their reasons are for marrying or not is none of anyone’s business. Why is she desperate? Can’t an older, successful, and beautiful woman get what she wants without being labeled as such? This is all speculation anyways, and the writers need to ease up on this woman, as well as anyone else having relationship problems. It’s enough when someone has been practically cheated on and left for a rather vile woman trying to buy and adopt her way into salvation. Let this woman live her life, and stop judging her emotional status. The people writing this trash are probably the real ones desperate…for attention….and sales for their crap magazine.
Desperate!!!