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Dear God….Please No! Paris Hilton Sitcom
By Cara | October 9, 2008
Paris Hilton is teaming up with Ryan Seacrest to continue the domination of idiocy on television. The two BFF’s have been sitting around braiding each others hair and talking about their own show. Dumb twit, that would be Ryan, thinks it is a super idea to have a sitcom in which Paris would be featured. Yes, it would be a scripted series that would require Hilton to read and memorize lines. Here is a preview thanks to her fake President video featuring Martin Sheen.
The show’s plot would center around a socialite and her “lavish lifestyle.” She has already starred in “The Simple Life” and “My New BFF.” (If you weren’t subject to the eyeball raping of her reality shows, then you were lucky.)
“Paris and I are developing a scripted series. And she wants to have fun with that. So I think that this is a very clever show. Paris is going to star in it. Paris is going to play a very clever and funny Paris Hilton. Some of things that she encounters are really interesting. And if we pepper in a little bit of script, I think it’s going to be very funny.”
There are several things disturbing about this….He mentioned her name 4 times in a 7 sentence ramble. And Paris and clever are the ultimate oxymoron. Like Tara Reid and sober.
Topics: Paris Hilton, Ryan Seacrest, Wired Gossip, Wired Television, Wired Videos, Wired WTF |
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