I am still dealing with the thought of Harry Potter riding around an bunch of men around playing pretend horsey. Yes, I am shallow and this is old hat for him. But now Daniel Radcliffe is giving a fellow male cast member love notes filled with lustful thoughts.

“We’re getting on very well indeed. I’ve written some really, really deeply sexual things on some of the cards I’ve given him for opening night. But just to wind him up, you know. He’s great. He’s a truly remarkable man. If I was gay or a female I’d just want to marry him. He’s gorgeous, and he’s a really cool bloke as well.”

It is just going to be hard to get the thought of him riding around mechanical ponies and getting his jollies out of my mind when I take the kiddies to see Harry Potter. But whatever works for you. You do what you gotta do. If pointing your heels to Jesus and thinking about the new Jimmy Choos is your thing…by all means.

[Welt]