Lindsay Lohan has gone gay and Calum Best is taking credit for it.

To me, if sex with you is so bad, that one rather dismiss your entire gender…it is not worth bragging about. Calum, model turned celebrity, apparently feels that their brief 2007 relationship is to blame for Lohan’s lesbian ways.

“I think I turned her. I think good on her. I think she’s really cool, I got nothing bad to say about her and hope for the best for her. Those poor girls like Britney and that lot, they’re so stuck in the public eye.

Those girls have got people following them around from eight in the morning till eight at night. Sometimes they milk it and sometimes they like it, but overall the girl can’t do something without anybody talking about it. So, if she likes girls, she likes girls. I’m happy for her.”

This turd gets more ass than a toilet seat. I am pretty sure it was Samantha Ronson’s appearance of a tranny Zach Morris that brought out the lesbian in her.

[Mirror]