While my Bat Phone is blowing up with the shiz, I am not a tween or the mother of tween and have no idea who Bobby Bones is. I assumed he was a porn star and Vanessa Hudgens was hitting her some pornstache. Wrong. Bobby Bones and Vanessa Hudgens make out in a new movie.

Bobby Bones is a 28 year old radio DJ from Texas. Apparently he scored a role opposite Hudgens in the film “Bandslam” and the two make out. Why this is such an internet sensation is beyond me. Bitch must have magic nipples that are a gateway to Narnia. But, here is one photo I managed to get my paws on.

Big deal. I have seen more action in a K-Mart parking lot.

[Bitten and Bound]