Tara Reid is rumored to be engaged. (I to spit coffee and Captain Crunch all over my laptop in astonishment.)

The lucky bastard to win Tara Reid as his trophy wife is Julien Jarmoune. (Insert Frank Barone screaming “What kind of contest in hell did I win!?”) Reid, also widely known as Frankenbelly, reportedly met Julien while doing research for a fashion line. This story comes from a friend of Tara. Wait…this bitch is the last person that needs a clothing line. There is already way too many tube tops and sparkle encrusted jeans in this world.

“The friend went on to say, “Tara’s really in love with this guy, and he’s had an amazingly calming effect on her. She’s trying to clean up her reputation. Julien has definitely changed Tara for the better. It looks like she’s finally gotten her act together. They’re talking about a wedding next summer.”

Again…this story came from a “friend” of Tara Reid. That narrows it down to the bartenders at Hooters. Enter Us Weekly to crap on the rumor. A rep for Frankenbelly denied any engagement and said the story was “completely false.”

What Others Said:

Dlisted- “Julien is also legally blind. That’s not confirmed, but I don’t have any other reason on why he would marry Tara Reid.”

Hollywood Backwash- “Sadly, Julien is not going to make an honest woman out of Frankenbelly just yet.”

[National Enquirer]