Jennifer Lopez has backed out of being the final guest judge for the finale of Project Runway. Thank you sweet, sweet fashion Gods. The show was left without a judge to fill the spot that traditionally belongs to an A-list fashion icon. Someone at the helm FINALLY pulled their head from the crevice of their own ass and utilized the super powers of Tim Gunn. Seriously, he is like the Jesus of fashion. I bet he can turn lame into silk.

Lopez reportedly had to back out cause she hurt her foot or some shit. She probably couldn’t find her fake chinchilla eyelashes and refused to go on. I am thrilled that Gunn is stepping in to name this year’s winner. It is about damn time.

Yes, I have an unhealthy obsession with Tim. No, I don’t have a shrine created to him in my closet, but I would sell my kidney for that Tim Gunn bobble head I saw on Ebay. Or pay $10 plus shipping and handling. I adore him, but I am pretty sure I need that kidney to filter out all the booze and Yoohoo.

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