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Pete Wentz’s Unsuccessful Suicide Attempt
By Cara | September 9, 2008
Oh for the love of Emo Queens. Pete Wentz wins douche of the year in the dumb bitch category.
The boy who knocked up Ashlee Simpson played a game of Russian Roulette after a night of drinking and taking Ambien. He and a friend decided to get out a gun and play pretended gangsta’s. He told Playboy about his Brooke Hogan level of stupidity…..
“My friend and I did one pull each. We’d been drinking and had taken Ambien. I feel stupid even talking about it. It’s one of the reasons I’ve never owned a gun - I’m too impulsive. I’d probably get mad and shoot someone over a part in a song or something.”
What? Over a song? I can just see him busting out a BB gun and forcing his friends to say that “She Bangs” is the best song ever and Menudo will get back together.
What Others Said:
Dlisted- “This stupid twat is trying to sound all bad ass and shit. It was probably a fucking NERF gun. They weren’t drinking booze, they were drinking Gatorade mixed with Kool-Aid.”
Yeeeah- “By my calculations, that’s the third time God has majorly blown it. The first being when Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans instead of France and the second being when Pete Wentz wasn’t a stillborn with spina bifida.”
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Topics: Pete Wentz, Wired Gossip |
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