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Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson Dating

As disgusting as this is….I think it might work. They are the perfect combination of plastic, silicon and collagen. It is like a cosmetic’s surgeon’s wet dream. They can’t go into direct sunlight so they can share cotton candy in their respective bat-caves.

According to new rumors Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson are dating. This is probably the result of collabo of PR pimping for both camps. They have been going on dates in Malibu. Michael took her to Shutters Hotel on the beach and they shared a few drinks at the bar. Nothing says innocent intentions like a first date at a hotel. Things went well and they went on date number two at what sounds like and urban version of Piggly Wiggly.

“They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”

I am sure the next date will consist of his and hers botox followed by a Sesame Street marathon.

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Afternoon News Bits | Make My Diet | September 2nd, 2008

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Jason | September 2nd, 2008

What’s disgusting is your usual slander and innuendos cara.

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Anonymous | September 6th, 2008

This is a strange one. They are just not each other types. For starters, Pamela has notoriously only ever dated rock stars and Michael is too conservative in his taste for Pamela. They both have a few things in common though, they’ve been married, divorced, have children, been subject to tabloid frenzies and most importantly, are both single.

Nikki | September 13th, 2008

First off Ms. Anderson looks like a man in drag. But I say hey Mike …Please go back and find the girl that is said to be the Real Billie Jean – Ms. Theresa J. Gonsalves …I saw her on a VH1 special and I looked up her website. Get a sista Michael. She is really pretty and your age and knew you back in the day. She is an author. Yes I am tooting her horn because I read her books and she can write her ass off. But Michael get Black woman will ya. Come on…or should that be Shum on… Mike her website is http://www.theresagonsalves.com

Nikki

Wayne | September 16th, 2008

I just can’t believe this, Pam like big things (like Tommy’s) and Michael likes little boys. Maybe he is actually after her two sons.

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The Joker | September 21st, 2008

I think it’s cool that they’re dating, it shouldn’t matter. If they’re dating, let them date!

TAMMY HUMPHRIES | September 26th, 2008

I HATE THAT THERE DATING BECAUSE MICHAEL IS TOTALLY A GOOD PERSON
AND THAT PAMELA IS A WALKING WHORE PORNO STAR.
SHES A UGLY ONE AT THAT
MICHAEL LEAVE THE SL**
YOU CAN DO WAY BETTER SEXY ONE MJ

TAMMY | September 26th, 2008

I LOVE MJ I HATE PAMELA SO WHATS THAT SAY

TAMMY | September 26th, 2008

MICHAEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING I TROUGHT YOU WERE A GENIUS SMART NOT A SMART MOVE GOING OUT WITH PAMELA SHES A WALKING WHORE I HATE HER LEAVE THE USING BITCH

TAMMY | September 26th, 2008

I THINK ITS FOR PUBLICITY MICHAEL WOULD NOT DATE THAT TERRIABLE UGLY TRAMP FACE

Paris | October 8th, 2008

It’s really coll that they dating I am a very big fan of they both and they look good and hot together but I have listen to michael jackson all the the tim I have live here in california and las vegas I love him I don’t care if he is maybe little weard because he sings like a star,dance like star and he is a star and I don’ cara about the magazines because I love whats hapenens for real,I don’t care if he and she are little plastic bit let they have tahat if they want that it’s not something wrong whit that he does what he wanna do en the same thing for pamela, they are very very fine together but I love michael jackson because he sings very good and dance very hard and thats why I love him let the dating leave them alone fucking paparazzis! /Paris Margarethe twelve years old 19-11-22

TAMMY HUMPHRIES | October 31st, 2008

i new Michael Jackson would never go out with Pamela.i left bad post about them cause i thought they were going out because of stupid tabloids i hate them for it i really care about Michaels life,& the things he does with his life,i didn’t want Pamela to wreck his career, she’s wrecked hers & the people she dates.
i supposed not even PAMELA the UGLY could wreck his career.

love you dearly mj

jes | November 2nd, 2008

heeeeel no this is bullshit michael can get wateva chik he wants
he dated mmmm lets see
TATINA. MADONA. DIANA ROSS,LISA.,KAREN … NAIMOMI omg lool plus mike said he is a gent so whores dont really spark the greeen light 4 him!

Anonymous | December 2nd, 2008

fuck you MJ HATERS EAT SHIT
I HAT PAM & LISA MARRIE PRESLY BOTH OF THEM ARE BITCHES
LISA IS SO UN GRATEFULL
mICHAEL is not mad out of plastic he is beautiful in my oppinion

Jehan | January 2nd, 2012

Wow thats rude U make mj look like a bad guy when really he is not like he said ” plastic surgery was not mad just for Michael Jackson so why do they pick on me” people like u slander him time after time after time,and ps its just a rumore