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NO!!!!! Pink Turns to Scientology!

9/12/2008 by

Someone get a foil helmet, some holy water and Skittles! My favorite tranny hooker from space has been Scientology nabbed! Pink has been pulled in by Tom Cruise’s siren song. After recently splitting from her hubby, Carey Hart, she has fallen victim to the Xenu loving cult.

“Pink is still in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has really taken to it and she want to get more involved.”

According to sources, her choice was influenced by Juliette Lewis and Lisa Marie Presley. Lewis reportedly introduced her to Scientology as a way to cope with her divorce.

Thanks a lot Juliette. Now Tom Cruise has got his sticky little hobbit fingers in yet another of my acceptable celebrities.

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Topics: Celebrity Divorces, Pink, Tom Cruise, Wired Gossip, Wired WTF
 


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future man | February 15th, 2009

Ha Ha Ha. The cool celebs, Pink, Reznor, etc., finding out about Scientology. Guess it’s increasingly obvious that the anti-Scns are MORE AND MORE UNCOOL and NOT HIP.

Anyone who works their ass off in the arts only to be idly slammed by the gossip rags will find Scientology a VERY interesting place. And best of all, those with no guts and no ability to lead in this world are prefiltered out — by the media!

In a few short years, guess who’s going to be whining “I’ve always respected Scientologists! Some of them are my closest friends!”

But don’t worry — you’ll be remembered.