Mel B finally admits that she thinks Victoria Beckham is a complete whore and would like to “accidentally” push her down the stairs. Kinda. In the British mag, Closer, she explained that she and Vicky aren’t very close and don’t keep in touch.

“Victoria and I are very different,” Brown explains. “People bracket us together because we live in the same city and we’re both interested in fashion. Victoria’s fashion line has been very successful and hopefully mine will be too. But that’s where the similarities begin and end.”

Then she went into how her first priority is her kids and blah, blah, blah.

“I love being at home with my family. My kids make me cry – in a good way. I love it when they learn something new and it makes me shed a tear or two. I’d hate to miss out on any of that.”

Was that an underhanded jab at Victoria’s media hooker preferences?

[People]