Ugh…if these two were on fire I wouldn’t spit on either one of them. I am also pretty sure they are both in Bush’s “Axis of Evil.”

But if I had to choose between the two I would have Eva Longoria’s back. This bitch fight starts with a rumor of a possible cameo by Heather Mills on Longoria’s bread and butter “Desperate Housewives.” Eva reportedly had a hissy fit when it came to the notion of the show slumming it and letting Mills on the show.

“The producer was keen. I reckon they saw the chance to get some headlines for the show,” said Elyzabeth of “Housewives” in a WENN report published on Web site IMDB. “But when the stars discussed it, Eva Longoria was totally against it. She demanded Heather be dropped from consideration.”

We all know this totally happened. I would be bitching too. I would rather work with Tara Reid. At least she is fun drunk and an when she is passed out around noon you could shave her eyebrows.

Now that the word is out that Eva won’t have that dirty pirate hooker on her set her publicist, Liza Anderson, stated that the diva-like demand is false.

“She (Eva) doesn’t even know who Heather Mills is.”

That is great. Admit your client is a silly bitch who doesn’t step out of her closet of Gucci and read every once-in-a-while.

[My Sanantonio]