The cast that has the appeal and intelligence of balloon animals has pissed off Charlize Theron. I suddenly want to be best friends with Theron and have tea parties and watch “Project Runway” with her.

“I realized that this f—ing show is huge. Now I’m going to ask you a question: Why? Why is it so big?” she asked. “It’s about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that Reindeer Games was a piece of sh–. That’s totally fine. But The Hills is about nothing,” she continued.

“I think the girls are beautiful and when they cry their mascara runs and that’s real, but I don’t get it! [Pause.] I am a nana. I’ll just take it. I am a nana. Maybe I need to watch the shows some more.”

No Charlize, the show is that asinine. Why is it still in the running? When the entire cast is willing to get their knees dirty for the new Jimmy Choo pumps, the youth of our country will tune in to take notes. Or maybe Hannah Montana was a rerun and it was that or watching a new episode of “Twats With No Taste.”

[MTV]