The shit storm that is Britney Spears’ mania once again gets another upwind. Adnan Ghalib is like some damn El Nino and is back at whoring himself.

Yesterday Adnan surfaced from playing chess with Gollum and spread the word that he has a Britney Spears sex tape. Not only does he insist it is real, but he is also pimping it. It is for sale and he is entertaining offers.

“There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

I bet he his on eBay with that shiz right now. Meanwhile, Spears is kicking it New York and denying any tape with him exists. Sources have claimed it is all false.

That’s right. There is no tape. It is more like an anthology of Spears eating KFC and watching Hannah Montana. On a more pressing matter….where the hell is Kim Vo? He needs to get on those roots like white on rice in a paper cup during a snow storm.

[E Online]