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Amy Winehouse: Back to Back Jack

When we last left Amy Winehouse she had just bailed out for the second time in a row on a concert. Because she was ‘sick’ remember? Well this weekend she has another concert booked. Shall we take bets to see if she will show up or not?

She must be feeling better, well enough to do a little shopping at least. Winehouse ordered a whopping 48 bottles of Jack Daniel’s whiskey for her weekend concert. I know! Bitch, you forgot the tequila! Recovering addict Amy shocked Bestival organizers with her demand for two crates of the 40% spirit.

“It’s common for artists to make requests for food and beverages before they arrive. But organizers have heard Miss Winehouse has ordered in an extremely large amount of Jack Daniel’s, in fact, a ridiculous amount that she and her team could not possibly consume during their short stay. With Amy’s record this can mean failure to perform or giving a shambolic performance. Whiskey is better than heroin — but not 48 bottles of the stuff.”-The Sun

Does this organizer know who Amy Winehouse is? Please… that junkie puts booze on her Cheerios. Besides she needs it to keep that crack angel voice lubricated?

The ‘Back to Black’ singer has taken ditching concerts to a whole new level. Amy faces legal action for pulling out of a concert in Paris just hours before she was due to sing last Friday. So now the event on the Isle of Wright has to wonder will she show up and if she does what state will she be in?

I can tell you what “state” she will be in. That gray area where you have drank enough that you are craving French Toast, but vomiting near the kids’ swing set and praying that your liver makes it through the night.

[The Sun]

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