Jamie Lynn Spears is approaching a custody battle with sperm donor and cheating slut ball Casey Aldrige. The former couple share a 2 month old daughter who Jamie named Maddie. After Casey’s wannabe-fame-mongering ho spilled their teen angst filled sex affair to anyone who would listen, Spears is getting ready for the courtroom.

“He’s not a spiteful person,” a friend of his tells Star. But he feels he’s entitled to a chunk of Jamie Lynn’s millions. “He plays to win. He doesn’t really want full custody of Maddie, but he knows it might be his best weapon against Jamie Lynn.”

The walking STD-Goodie bag sounds like a Federline Junior. These girls sure know how to pick winners. According to sources Jamie Lynn has already cut off his cash supply. After spending over $8,000 in gas and sporting goods she has cut him off and is looking to sell their home in Mississippi.

All the stress of taking care of Maddie and getting ready to kick Casey in his little boy danglers has made her turn to fast food. She has reportedly become “addicted to greasy burgers and fries.” Her comfort eating even has older sister Britney worried.

Cheesus Crust! If Britney Spears is worried about you, you know you need to get your ass on Dr. Phil stat! Girl must be nuttier than squirrel poop.

[Star Magazine]